chuksketch: sketch: ways to avoid drone attacks

This sketch was recorded by newsjack and cut in the edit. Was pretty pleased with that :) This was my third week of sketch writing.

JUSTIN: The following is an intercepted al-qaeda broadcast on 22 ways of dodging drone attacks.

Done in the style on a 1960’s public service informational broadcast.

ANNOUNCER: When discovering that a drone is after a car
(beat)
leave the car

ANNOUNCER: Deceive the drone by entering places of multiple entrances and exits

Play Benny Hill music with F/X of doors opening and closing interchangeably

ANNOUNCER: Formation of fake gatherings such as using dolls and statutes to mislead the enemy

In the style of an imaginary tea-party, childish voice

CHILDISH VOICE: Would Islamabad Barbie like a cup of tea?
Gosh, thank you Ken Hamza. You are too kind!

ANNOUNCER: Hide behind the leaves of any large plants. Or hide in suits of Armour

SCOOBY DOO

VOICE: Raggy!!!! He went that a way!!!

F/X – Scampering twinkle twinkle running noise they use in Scooby Doo

ANNOUNCER: Using general confusion methods

BORIS JOHNSON: Pom, Pom, Pom!!!
Look, a bloody fox!!
Pom, Pom, Pom

ANNOUNCER: And finally the best way to avoid drones, is to stop being a terrorist. Re-channel that anger!!! Become an MP for UKIP.

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