Saturday, 6 April 2013

sketch: ways to avoid drone attacks

This sketch was recorded by newsjack and cut in the edit.   Was pretty pleased with that :)   This was my third week of sketch writing.

JUSTIN:                       The following is an intercepted al-qaeda broadcast on 22 ways of dodging drone attacks.

Done in the style on a 1960’s public service informational broadcast.
ANNOUNCER:           When discovering that a drone is after a car
leave the car

ANNOUNCER:           Deceive the drone by entering places of multiple entrances and exits
Play Benny Hill music with F/X of doors opening and closing interchangeably

ANNOUNCER:           Formation of fake gatherings such as using dolls and statutes to mislead the enemy
In the style of an imaginary tea-party, childish voice
CHILDISH VOICE:     Would Islamabad Barbie like a cup of tea?
Gosh, thank you Ken Hamza. You are too kind!

ANNOUNCER:           Hide behind the leaves of any large plants.   Or hide in suits of Armour
VOICE:                         Raggy!!!! He went that a way!!!
F/X – Scampering twinkle twinkle running noise they use in Scooby Doo
ANNOUNCER:           Using general confusion methods
BORIS JOHNSON:    Pom, Pom, Pom!!!  
Look, a bloody fox!! 
Pom, Pom, Pom

ANNOUNCER:           And finally the best way to avoid drones, is to stop being a terrorist.  Re-channel that anger!!!  Become an MP for UKIP.

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